Here is our conversation in the bath the other night.
Mal: I have a hole in my butt.
Dad: I know that's where your poop comes out.
Mal: I'm touching it.
Dad: What are you touching?
Mal: The whole in my butt.
Dad: That's nice.
Mal: Do you want to touch it?
Dad: No.
Mal: Why not?
Dad: It just doesn't seem like that much fun.
Mal: Can I comb my hair?
Dad: Sure.
Dad: No.
Mal: Why not?
Dad: It just doesn't seem like that much fun.
Mal: Can I comb my hair?
Dad: Sure.
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